WTF Is It Now?!?

When you get bored with just tipping them over:

Florida's Lakeland Register reports on a campaign against a fundraising event held by Florida Southern College called "cow bingo". Participants in the game buy squares on a grid laid out in a field, and the winner is the first one on whose square a cow leaves a deposit. After People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals complained of the practice, the university released a statement: ``To our knowledge, no laxatives were used on the cow.''
-- from The Flummery Digest



Reminder:

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
--unknown wiseass