May 27, 2002


There's a new sheriff in town - and he's an asshole

Iran said today that Daddy's Little Doofus was acting like a sheriff in the Wild West by trying to bully other countries to end their nuclear and arms cooperation with Tehran. "Bush thinks he is still living in the age of the cowboys, and that the world is like Texas with him as its sheriff," Iran's Defense Minister Admiral Ali Shamkhani said.

"He must know the time of cowboys is over. It is now the time to withdraw his gun," he said, quoted by IRNA news agency. - - (from yahoo news)


Pope to Meet With Bush This Week
"Oh, dear Lord, not that idiot again, " Pontiff exclaims.


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