June 21, 2002



I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals -- we aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners." -- Jeff Stilson


Projectile Vomiting Alert! Howard "the Whore" Fineman writes another oily, brown-colored love letter to Squinty McSquirtypants in the latest Noozeweak "exclusive". If you really need an emetic, by all means, go here and read Whoreward's list of possible successors to dick Cheney in 2004.

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