WTF Is It Now?!?

I'm running out of time!! Looks like I'll be spending a good part of the weekend at the mall, not only to finish shopping, but to exchange some dud electronic stuff I ordered online so I wouldn't have to go out! Bah.




A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

And if she is menstruating she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass, while he is on fire.





SEC Launches Probe Into Halliburton
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)'s "inquiry" into the disclosure and accounting practices of Dick 'Chicanery' Cheney's Halliburton has now turned into a formal investigation.

The agency opened a preliminary investigation in late May and issued a request on June 11 for documents related to cost overruns on construction projects at Halliburton, which was led by Cheney until 2000. The company received a second request on July 11 seeking more explanations and supporting documents.

By launching a formal investigation, the SEC has power to subpoena documents related to Halliburton's bookkeeping, including information from third parties (link).


Blix says 'Prove It!'
Well, sort of.
The chief U.N. weapons inspector accused the U.S. and Britain Friday of not sharing intelligence on Iraq's alleged doomsday weapons, hours after Washington said Baghdad was in "material breach" of a Security Council resolution. Addressing the U.N. Thursday, Hans Blix said "If the UK and the U.S. are convinced and they say they have evidence, well then one would expect that they would be able to tell us where is this stuff" (link).