January 23, 2003





“Bush league war”
Still living in a happy little fantasy land, where a benevolent, morally-clear statesman - handpicked by Jesus - works to make our world a better place? Read this and then tell me Rummy and pResident Evil don't sound absolutely insane:

"This is not Desert Storm,” one of the Joint Chiefs told Rumseld. “We don’t have the backing of other Middle Eastern nations. We don’t have the backing of any of our allies except Britain and we’re advocating a policy that says we will invade another nation that is not currently attacking us or invading any of our allies.”

An angry Rumsfeld, who backs Bush without question, is said to have told the Joint Chiefs to get in line or find other jobs. Bush is also said to be “extremely angry” at what he perceives as growing Pentagon opposition to his role as Commander in Chief.

“The President considers this nation to be at war,” a White House source says, "and, as such, considers any opposition to his policies to be no less than an act of treason.”

Sources say the White House has ordered the FBI and CIA to “find and document” links between Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of the 9-11 terrorist attacks.

“The implication is clear,” grumbles one longtime FBI agent. “Find a link, any link, no matter how vague or unproven, and then use that link to justify action against Iraq.” - Doug Thompson, at Capitol Hill Blue.

Good God.

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