January 27, 2003





So wtf was the point??
"Colin Powell, on the eve of the UN report, said the United States would go to war against Iraq alone if European allies would not join the fight, regardless of inspections." - from the Washingtoon comPost.



Go nads, go!
In a sudden display of testosterone, Tom 'Isadora' Daschle challenged the Bush misadministration today to show "proof to the world" that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, on the eve of the resident's State of the Union address.

"At a time when we have only just begun to fight the war on terror, the American people deserve to hear why we should put hundreds of thousands of American troops at risk, spend perhaps hundreds of billions of dollars, risk our alliances, and inflame our adversaries to attack Iraq," Daschle said. "Now maybe that crankpot Maru will stop refering to me as 'Isadora.' *

In a joint appearance, Daschle and House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi accused Bush of creating a "credibility gap" on purpose, of saying one thing and doing another across a range of issues.

"The administration says that the reason we cannot afford $1.5 billion in homeland security funding, which the Congress passed into law but the president refuses to spend, is that we are constrained by a wartime budget," Pelosi said. "And yet, the president says there is enough money in the wartime budget to create a huge tax cut that benefits the wealthiest in our country. The credibility gap widens." - link.

Heh - with any luck, they've forced the AWOL Wonderboob to rewrite his speech at the last minute, after he's been practicing all week (between game boy sessions)! He'll be f*cked!!

*Not bloody likely. -Eds.




Lots of good stuff up at Zizka's Vanity Site.






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