March 26, 2003


Unca Karl, kin ah go now?!
Tony 'Piddles' Blair arrived in Washington about an hour ago for a war council with Smirky the Boil-faced Bungler, insisting the United Nations must play a central role in post-war Iraq, not just Chimpy 'n' Dick's pasty rethug oil cartel.

"Do not expect a whole lot of specifics to emerge from this," Blair told reporters on route. "After all, I will have to deal with idiotboy at some point." He headed to the residential retreat at Camp David immediately on arrival, hoping to get a start on filling out his application for a job at Halliburton. - link.


A truly decent man has died
Former U.S. Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan of New York died today, from complications following surgery. He was 76.



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