July 29, 2003

Bunnypants' poll numbers down? Time for another terralert!
The Department of Homeland Security has warned the airline industry of possible suicide hijackings and bombings by Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda network for the rest of the summer.

No change was anticipated in the nation's terror alert level. The level remains at "yellow" or a "chance of pissing your pants" risk of attack.



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