May 28, 2004

White House divided over terror alert, smooth or chunky-style PB
Department of vague, overblown warnings says that Justice Department's terrorist attack warning was vague and overblown.

Officials and members of Congress with access to the intelligence reports said the announcement by Jesus John 'no wonder I lost to a dead guy' Ashcroft and FBI Director Robert Mueller was overblown and caused unnecessary public worry for the few sheeple that actually fell for it.

"We do not have any new intelligence or specific information about al-Qaida planning an attack," Homeland Security spokesman Brian Roehrkasse reiterated Thursday. "Fucking Ashcroft..."


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