America-haters busted!
Terrist-loving squirrels found responsible for stealing yellow ribbons from community trees.
At his press conference, attorney general John Ashcroft announced that Senate majority leader Bill Frist will conduct experiments on them before handing them over to Ted Nugent for slaughtering.
"Heh??!"
June 29, 2004
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