December 23, 2005

Party support in Senate erodes around Frist
Senate majority leader/douchebag Bill Frist found his party in a dogfight yesterday, with GOP lawmakers joining united Democrats in a series of embarrassing setbacks for Emperor Idiot and the Republican agenda of turning the country into one huge concentration camp

Senator Trent Lott, the whinging, hair-helmeted republican who lost the leader's post to Frist, said the GOP leader needed to be tougher on his colleagues to deliver the president's priorities.

"The leader has to be prepared to roll people," Lott said. "Instead, he's turned into a fucking zombie."

"Urrrrrrr... brains. Cat... brains....."