December 22, 2005

War on Christmas!
Why do they hate the baby Jebus?

[U]nder the Capitol dome, a sour mood has settled over a Senate stuck in session with nothing but legislative stalemates standing between lawmakers and their holiday recess.

"Merry Fristmas," congressional aides muttered as they passed each other in the chilly halls, taking a sullen dig at Majority Leader/douchebag Bill Frist.

Frist, of course, blamed the Democrats.

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