February 28, 2006



Cheney may resign after mid-terms
Looking forward to drinking full-time, shooting people in the face, avoiding prison.

The power behind the throne retire? I can't see it. But, for what it's worth:

Grain of salt/tinfoil beanie time. Dick Cheney, who once drunkenly shot a 78-year-old man in the face, might quit shortly after the mid-term elections, according to senior Republican sources. The sources said Cheney may be "persuaded" to step down as he becomes "an increasing liability" to the popular Chimpy McStupid. There is a growing rift between the president and the vice president and their staffs, sources told World Nut Daily.

They said the White House was expecting Mr. Cheney to defend himself against charges from his former chief of staff, Lewis Libby, that the vice president ordered him to relay classified information. Such a charge could lead to a congressional investigation and even impeachment proceedings.
Well, there you are. We report, you decide.


"Leave this idiot in charge? I don't think so."
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