August 29, 2006

Can't sleep - clowns will eat me…
Rummy complains media manipulated by extremists. No, the other ones.

Donald Rumsfeld said Monday he is deeply troubled by the success of terrorist groups in "manipulating the media" to influence Westerners. "That's the thing that keeps me up at night," he said.
Gosh. Poor little guy. And everything else is going so well.

In other deluded crackpot news, today Rummy Godwinned critics of the Bush misadministration's disastrous policies and accused them of "trying to appease a new type of fascism."
Rumsfeld portrayed administration's critics as suffering from "moral and intellectual confusion" about what threatens the nation's security and accused them of lacking the courage to fight back.
"Moral..".. While linking September 11th with Iraq again. Yes, with the anniversary of the terrorist attacks approaching, a coordinated White House strategery is underway to warn people how frightened they should be unless the republicans remain in charge. Because they've done such a great job so far.


"Meep. Zorp. Nyyiiii..."
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