November 29, 2006

The most secretive president evar plans his preznental library
Maybe it'll be invisible.

Bush hopes "wealthy heiresses, Arab nations, and captains of industry" will contribute to the mighty waste of space that will be the Airhead McBubbleboy peznental lieberry, Arianna reports.

Comedy writers and lovers of the absurd all across America have a bounce in their step today, buoyed by news that President Bush is looking to raise half-a-billion dollars to build his legacy-burnishing presidential library. The idea of Uncurious George building a $500 million shrine to his disastrous presidency is the political equivalent of a whoopee cushion; a veritable laff riot. The punchlines write themselves...
From the proposed catalog:


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