April 28, 2007

B-b-but Clinton!
Yet another Republicunt wants to "spend more time with his family." Another Bush crony resigned today after being exposed being named customer of the month of an escort service.

Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias submitted his resignation Friday, one day after confirming to ABC News that he had been a customer of a Washington, D.C. escort service whose owner has been charged by federal prosecutors with running a prostitution operation.
Tobias, who is married, said there had been "no sex," and that recently he had been using another service "with Central Americans" to provide massages.
As the Bush administration's so-called "AIDS czar," Tobias was criticized for emphasizing faithfulness and abstinence over condom use to prevent the spread of AIDS.
Ground control to Captain McSpoogebucket: There are plenty of legitimate Certified Massage Therapists in D.C. An "Escort service" for a massage? Okaaaaay!
How much for a deluxe massage with a Happy Ending?










Undeniable Liberal

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are we sure it was female escorts?

::mwah::

Undeniable Liberal said...

Well it has been well documented that Lush Bimbo, the spiritual leader of the reich-wing, prefers young Dominican boys....perhaps you have a point there.

Anonymous said...

"How much for a deluxe massage with a Happy Ending?"

"300 baht more"