September 28, 2007

Frederick of Hollywood helpless w/out script

Thompson stumped on death penalty cases, environmental issue, how many moons orbit the Earth --

Clueless republican savior Saint Fred Reaganson said Thursday he was unaware that a federal judge had ruled last week that lethal injection procedures in his home state were unconstitutional. He was also unaware that the U.S. Supreme Court agreed this week to consider a Kentucky case about whether lethal injection violates the Constitution's ban on cruel and unusual punishment.

Earlier this month, Thompson seemed surprised when asked about oil drilling in the Everglades, a major issue in Florida, telling reporters to get off his lawn.

Thompson also drew a blank when asked about efforts by Dribbles McMonkeybrains and the GOP to keep human pancake Terri Schiavo alive, saying he did not remember details of the case that was all over the fucking news 24/7.
Bonus: continuing in his efforts to reach out to conservative voters, Thompson dismissed criticism from Focus on the Family's James Dobson by telling him to go piss up a rope.


"Ehhhhhhh!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well, if he did tell James Dobson to go piss up a rope, it would easily be the most courageous thing he has ever done.

Just sayin'....

KidRanger