October 31, 2007

Bwaaaaaaa! Busted!

In more ways than one. Lying family values hypocrite admits to the ghey, trashy taste in women's undergarments.

Update to yesterday's story on rethug state Rep. Richard "I'M NOT GAY!!!" Curtis includes the words "red stockings and black lingerie." Worn by Curtis. During sex with a guy.

Curtis has admitted to having sex with a man he met at an adult video store in Spokane last week, according to a police report released Tuesday afternoon.

The police report offers a damning and far different version of events from the brief account Curtis gave Monday, one that seems likely to threaten Curtis’ political future.

The report is filled with graphic details of an encounter that began at a porn store on a Spokane Valley strip and concluded miles away in Curtis’ room at the city’s poshest hotel.

The police report contains an account of how Curtis allegedly donned women’s clothing, red stockings and a black sequined lingerie top before engaging in a sex act at the store. He continued to wear them throughout the night under his clothing.

Curtis, 48, is married and has two daughters.

4 comments:

ThePoliticalCat said...

I mean, really. Red stockings? Pah.

Anonymous said...

Really. Red stockings and a black top? That's got to be a violation of the gay dressing code. Hell, I'm a hetero woman and the color combination is so wrong.

Anonymous said...

What *IS* it with the republican legislators? Is the whole party repressed homosexuals?

It's uncanny. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. When the republican convention was in New York I read interviews with hookers who said that they were bringing in reinforcements from out of town to manage the demand.

Why is the party of family values so hung up about sex?

Anonymous said...

I'm against gay marriage - they shouldn't be allowed to marry heteros, only other gays.

But the republicans won't allow - it would take away their last excuse not to leave their wives and marry their boyfriends.