November 21, 2007

Americans enter holidays in a bad mood: poll

Country ready to rip their Thanksgiving turkeys' heads off, shit down their necks. "Bush is not focused enough on people's problems at home," the Duh! Institute reports.

Americans enter the holiday season in a dark mood, with economic worries and a lack of confidence in government fueling growing pessimism, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Wednesday.
"Happy fucking holiday, you fucking cunt!" screamed one despondent respondent during the phone survey.

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