April 22, 2008

Straight gop talking points

Doddering old nincompoop uneasy over Obama's 3rd grade playmate, choice of side dish, robots that eat old people's medicine for fuel.

Senile John McCain said Sunday he was concerned about b Hussein Osama's ties to former radical William Ayers, his own ties to radical evangelicals not so much.

"I'm sure he's very patriotic. But his relationship with Mr. Ayers is open to question... if you're going to associate and have as a friend and serve on a board and have a guy kick off your campaign that says he's unrepentant, that he wished they had bombed more," McCain said to fawning toady George Stephanopoulos before turning to yell at a squirrel on the studio lawn.