June 30, 2008

The return of the original Waffles 'pancake' McWhiteBread!

Weird sect-member, dog-abuser and chronic flipflopper Mitt Romney tops the vice-presidential list for John 'pancakes' McCain.

“Romney as favorite” is the hot buzz in Republican circles, and top party advisers said the case is compelling. But lack of personal chemistry could derail the pick.

Campaign insiders say McCain (R-Sainthood) maverickingly plans to name his running mate very shortly after Sen. Barack Obama does, as part of what one campaign planner called a bold, manly “bounce-mitigation strategy.” The Democratic convention is in late August, a week ahead of the Republicans.
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