McNuts picks cunt as VP

Coldcocks Satan's porcine handmaiden in the process.

Selecting a minority to balance out the black fella, the maverick also hopes his choice of running mate will bring in all those disenfranchised menopausal Hitlary supporters. But will an inexperienced governor and former mayor of Moosefuck, Alaska be able to handle a 3 AM phone call if and when the 72-year-old coot keels over???

Fun fact: the choice marks yet another flipflop for Senile McPancakes, who has repeatedly asserted that his "key criteria" in selecting a running mate would be that that person would be "most prepared to take my place" and that his selection would be someone "who is ready to take my place at a moment's -- you know, immediately, pie plates bran muffins diaperrash."

Fun fact 2: she hasn't even been in office two years.

Bonus: she's already under investigation. What a time-saver!

Updates:
Paul Begala wonders "Is McCain out of his mind???"

Andrew Sullivan: Palin is McInsane's "Harriet Miers."

The WaComPo reports that Mitt Romney and Tim Pawlenty are pissed. LOL