November 26, 2008

There IS a God

mAnn Coulter's jaw wired shut after complications ensued during adams apple reduction surgery. Unfortunately, though, this won't stop her from talking out of her ass.

In a related story, scientists reported that the Panamanian termite's mandible can strike enemies at a world-record 157 MPH.


Above: the most disgusting thing I could think of that isn't mAnn Coulter's ugly, pinched phiz.

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