December 22, 2008

He knows if you've been bad or good

Sorry for the light posting: we've waited until practically the last minute to do anything holiday-related and now we're rushing around like loons. Shopping, cooking, wrapping, decorating, cleaning, plus one of us will have to walk down and shovel the mailbox out one of these days. Anyhoo, here are some things that caught our eye today:

  • Tom Cruise "distractingly bad" in a heartwarming Christmas film about Nazis.

  • Tipsy "durrrrr" McStaggers "has had an MRI of his left shoulder in an attempt to understand why he has experienced pain recently."

  • Karl Rove's IT expert-turned-whistleblower Michael Connell was turned down for federal protection after being warned that his plane may have been sabotaged. Now he's dead in a suspicious plane crash.

  • After uber-dick Cheney growls disparagingly about his successor in between torturing and biting the heads off bunnies, Joe Biden basically tells him to go fuck himself.

  • Pathetically reaching for new outrages to manufacture, freetards whine that Obama will be spending Christmas in Hawaii -- a family tradition -- rather than freezing his blubbies off by staying in bitter, frozen, snowbound Chicago. Weh. You lost. Get over it. Losers.

  • 4 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    The small plane crash is the signature Bush Family hit.

    Anonymous said...

    Maru,

    Santa tried to deliver a gift to you but your mailbox was snowed in.

    maru said...

    Hi Archie, I think Santa delivered it today!! Is it OK if I wait until Christmas to open it? It's probably the only thing I'll find under the tree this year. Besides the cats.

    xxxooo,
    Maru

    Anonymous said...

    Do with it as you wish. Enjoy.