February 23, 2009

Caribou Conspiracist: 'Media targeted, tried to destroy me'

By covering her campaign appearances, taping her interviews, reporting on her soundbites verbatim.

As part of an interview with conservative hack circlejerker John Ziegler for his new film out this week, Wehhhh!: How the Drive-By Media Refused to Tongue-Bathe St Sarah's VP Campaign, Sarah Palin (R-Tinfoilia) said she believes the media made a decision that “we’re going to seek and we’re going to destroy this candidacy of Sarah Palin’s because of what it is that she represents.”

“Obviously something big took place in the media,” she added. It is “very frightening, I think, what the media was able to get away with, this go around.”

Palin suggested that unbalanced media coverage posed a threat to democracy.
Howard "Screamin'" Dean, Al "I invented the internet" Gore, serial rapist Bill Xlintoon and his murdering lesbian wife Hitlary could not be reached for comment. Socialist commie B. HUSSEIN Osama and his Muslim baby-mama were too busy terrist fistjabbing to make a statement.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

“we’re going to seek and we’re going to destroy this candidacy of Sarah Palin’s because of what it is that she represents.”
And what a fine idea it was!

Grandpa Eddie said...

Oh...kinda like the media coverage during the '00 and '04 presidential elections.

Anonymous said...

When I was in grade school, the local theater shut down in our small town in Oregon.

The popular thing in summer was to go across the street from the Assembly of God church. It got hot, they opened the doors.

We could see people raving and yelling. I went to see the holy rollers, which is what they were called generically by all of us.

I was disappointed because I never got to see someone actually rolling around on the floor and frothing at the mouth.

This is the church that Palin turned to when she abandoned the Catholic church.

AND someone nominated this nitwit to be governor of Alaska. Then some rich old man with PTSD selected her as his vice presidential candidate.

People still vote republican. People still interview this nitwit.

I weep for my country.