January 26, 2010

With his wife out of the way, Karl Rove is finally free to marry Jeff Gannon in Argentina

"It happens that this is Rove’s second divorce. Plus, Rove’s father was gay. And the timing is interesting… In right-wing circles, where rumors harden into facts at their first exposure to air — where, to cite just one example, Pres. Obama is a socialist-fascist Muslim who was born in Kenya and/or Indonesia — there is enough here to qualify as a 'solid rumor' that Rove is secretly gay and has left his wife for a famous erstwhile male escort.

"Where there is smoke there is fire, or so they say, and with all these stories floating around, Rove needs to step up and come clean about his relationship with this former prostitute. He should avoid the mistake of letting the story fester on the Internet as Glenn Beck has done by refusing to discuss his role in the rape and murder of a young girl in 1990."
-- Heh. From our friends at the Pensito Review.

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